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DISKS : This is the sexual Organ of the
inhabitants of the planet 'AMIGA' with
whom they spread their children,little
games and stuff...
MONITOR : Is another word for YUIZCXALS
which means the same as ZXOICUZXZ-Zosh
and I don't know what'e fuck I should
write now to make this a look like a
cool,funny answer.
MOUSE : Hey boy, If you don't know what
a mouse is then you don't know your
very ancestors ! Shame on you !
LED : This is the Short Form for Lucky
Ease Density and this means absolutely
NOTHING.
RETURN : Return to the Planet of the
Apes, where you belong. Your family
is awaiting you, what keeps you here ?
BACKSPACE : This's the size of your ASS
DELETE : This is the french word for
fun. Wherever you go scream loud and
clear DELETE, DELETE, DELETE and you
will be the star of every idiots-home.
COPPER : This means a bunch of Cops, or
as the legalized ones say : Police....
DENISE : This is one of those Playmates
of the PLAYBOY Magazine which is read
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by people who think they're cool just
because they dare to see other people
naked,but who are afraid that their
neighbours could hear the noises when
they make love...
<Dark Lord/Wizards Inc.>
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Being an Editor's Dog <Roope>
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Now my pet human has gone completely
nuts. He does nothing but sits next to
his desk and keeps hitting this weird
thing with square buttons and mumbles
something about flying saucers and dead
lines. I wonder what those dead lines
could be? Are they something edible
like all those other dead things like
dead chickens and swines (pork)?
I have been working hard tonight. My
pet human has a friend over here and he
doesn't really understand a thing. I've
tried to teach him how to bark for the
whole evening but he just seems like
glued to the thing with buttons and
mumbles just like my own pet human.
I hope it isn't anything serious. At
least so far I have succeeded in taking
him out for walks, but it may change.